{"id":3517,"date":"2026-04-18T12:53:00","date_gmt":"2026-04-18T10:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kudanarhiv.org\/?p=3517"},"modified":"2026-06-18T12:54:55","modified_gmt":"2026-06-18T10:54:55","slug":"slabi-filmi-in-memoriam-chuck-norris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kudanarhiv.org\/?p=3517","title":{"rendered":"Slabi filmi: In memoriam Chuck Norris"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In memoriam Chuck Norris aka na licu mesta si pogledamo dva trailerja iz nabora Chuck Norris filmov in glasujemo za ogled enega izmed njih. Prehodni izbor ne bo znan***.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u010dasovnica:<br>19:30 vrata<br>20:00 ogled trailerjev in glasovanje<br>20:15 film<br>22:00 pogovor<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***Pri tem se poraja upravi\u010deno vpra\u0161anje, kdo bo zmagal v boju: Chuck Norris ali Chuck Norris?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To je vpra\u0161anje, ki bi lahko povzro\u010dilo konec vesolja, a odgovor je pravzaprav preprost:<br>Zmagal bo Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V trenutku, ko bosta oba hkrati izvedla svoj legendarni kro\u017eni udarec z nogo, se bosta njuni stopali sre\u010dali s tak\u0161no silo, da bo nastal nov pogled v preteklost. Rezultat boja?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1. Vesolje se bo sesedlo samo vase, ker zakon fizike ne dovoljuje tak\u0161ne koncentracije mo\u010di na enem mestu.<br>2. Ko se bo prah polegel, bomo ugotovili, da se Chuck Norris sploh ni boril s sabo \u2013 bil je le tako hiter, da je prehitel \u010das in se udaril v hrbet, preden se je sploh za\u010del premikati.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kon\u010dni izid:<br>Chuck Norris bo zmagal, Chuck Norris je izgubil samo zato, ker se bo tako odlo\u010dil. Edina oseba, ki bi lahko premagala Chucka Norrisa, je Chuck Norris, vendar mu bo preve\u010d nerodno, da bi se videl pora\u017eenega, zato bo raje izbrisal zgodovino in za\u010del znova.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:20px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kudanarhiv.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/666432080_1426649036173811_7832847701671861823_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"960\" height=\"540\" src=\"https:\/\/kudanarhiv.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/666432080_1426649036173811_7832847701671861823_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3519\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kudanarhiv.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/666432080_1426649036173811_7832847701671861823_n.jpg 960w, https:\/\/kudanarhiv.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/666432080_1426649036173811_7832847701671861823_n-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kudanarhiv.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/666432080_1426649036173811_7832847701671861823_n-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-1 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In memoriam Chuck Norris aka na licu mesta si pogledamo dva trailerja iz nabora Chuck Norris filmov in glasujemo za ogled enega izmed njih. Prehodni izbor ne bo znan***. \u010dasovnica:19:30 vrata20:00 ogled trailerjev in glasovanje20:15 film22:00 pogovor ***Pri tem se poraja upravi\u010deno vpra\u0161anje, kdo bo zmagal v boju: Chuck Norris ali Chuck Norris? 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